There's one thing that's more certain than the sun rising every morning: your mom texting you . It doesn't matter if you're in the office, at a coffee shop, or on a mountain with no signal - when your mom has something to say, she'll say it. Usually, it's either a question about food or a passive-aggressive comment about your social life.
To "honor" this extraordinary talent of Albanian mothers to communicate with maximum emotional intensity through a simple WhatsApp message, we collected some messages that will surely seem very, very familiar to you.
1. I left you in the fridge next door...
2. When will you come?
3. What did you eat?
4. Have you eaten?
5. You have turned your house into a hotel.
6. Get some bread when you come.
7. Where are you?
8. When do you plan to come home?
9. Do you know the way home?
10. What time is it?
11. Will you stay longer?
12. Write to x that it's the boy/girl's birthday.
13. You leave the house and never come back.
14. Will you come for lunch?
15. I love you very much.
16. Where are you lost?
17. Are you dressed?
18. Call your brother to come home because he can hear you.
19. Have you arrived home?
20. Stay on the roads.
21. You're not awake yet?
22. You have made the house light.
23. Don't forget to do your chores.
24. Okay.
25. Is there bread?
26. We almost closed the hotel.
27. If it's 8 o'clock, you'll get a fine.
28. Do you have clothes on the bed to wash?
29. Don't drive fast.
30. Don't sleep late.
31. Come on, eat some bread.
32. How do I get the Facebook code?
33. Do you have a mother/father?
34. Are you going to the cafe for dinner?
35. Don't be late because dad is nervous, he'll scream (he always lies).
