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These Albanians believed the craziest things about sex

These Albanians believed the craziest things about sex

1. I thought when I was little that the priest did not touch the church when you were a bride, you did not have children.

2. I thought you would get pregnant if you had sex when you were in a cycle.

3. I thought with a kiss on the lips you got pregnant.

4. It happened when we hugged each other.

5. I didn?t know it existed. I thought babies were bought at the supermarket.

6. If you pass semen through your mouth, you become pregnant.

7. They just kissed and stayed in bed because it was so appearing on soap operas.

8. If you sleep in a bed with a man, get pregnant.

9. I thought that once you sleep with your husband, you will get pregnant right away.

10. Sex lasted all night until morning.

11. I thought sex was only done once a year.

12. I thought with anal sex boy birth and with vaginal sex girl birth.

13. I thought sex was just about having kids and that?s it.

14. It is enough to have sex once and get pregnant many times.

15. Children are born from the anus.

16. I believed that a woman's pleasure is achieved when she pours semen into her.

17. I thought testicles are 1 big ball.

18. I knew sex only happened at night.

19. I thought people were stripped naked and naked all night.

20. The children brought the pelican inside a beautifully decorated egg inside a square cover.

21. You got pregnant just by touching your husband.

22. I thought it was an obligation that adults should do with or without desire.

23. When they said that a "man falls with his hand" I thought he was beating his penis as someone slapped him.

24. I believed that the penis could stay inside the vagina for hours and you could sleep like that.

25. I thought it was just masturbating because it gave you pleasure.

26. I thought that parents did not have sex after having children. I was disappointed.

27. If you masturbated you would get pregnant.

28. I thought oral sex would make you pregnant. Sperm passed from the mouth to the stomach and was pregnant.

29. I thought pregnancy came from God, I didn?t think they had sex.

30. I thought the honeymoon lasted 40 days and only had sex.

31. I didn?t know there was a vagina and sex was done from the anal hole.

32. It was like metamorphosis. You will change physically and spiritually.

33. According to my grandmother, if a boy touched my feet, I would get pregnant.

34. I thought you would get pregnant only if you took medicine for pregnancy.

35. I thought it lasted a few hours.

36. I thought the male genitalia were raised all the time.

37. I thought that people in real life don't have sex, only in soap operas.

38. They only touched the intimate parts.

39. I thought to touch the male organ to warm the eggs.

40. You need to urinate in the female organ to lay eggs.

41. I was born with an armpit.

42. God saw married people and created a baby in a woman's womb.

43. I thought semen was milk.

44. I thought my mom never had sex because "she wasn't such a woman."

45. I thought it was dajak.

46. If you watched movies with erotic scenes you got pregnant.

47. I thought Dad would breastfeed us too.

48. Sex is only done by sex workers.

49. I thought men had two penises.

50. I knew it was as if the penis was not inserted into the vagina.

51. Which should have been done more slowly, as in Spanish soap operas.

52. I thought that girls have sex out of grief.

53. Have sex just by standing on top of each other.

54. I thought men had the same organ as women.

55. I thought sex was only done once in a lifetime.

56. I thought all the girls in Albania were virgins.

57. Only animals had intercourse, humans did not.

58. I thought you could only make love in bed. I was 6 years old when in front of grandparents mat.

59. Sex was french kiss and petting down the sheet as in soap operas.

60. I thought moms were born girls while fathers were boys and mated with saliva.

61. Virginity was something physical that was taken and I walked with my head down, I didn't tell the man that they were taking me.

62. I thought if you saw a naked man, you would get married and only have sex the first day.

63. The male genitalia were as large as those of babies.

64. I thought french kissing was something to do with Kiss chocolate.

65. I thought only friction occurred.

66. I thought that by getting bedridden with your partner you get pregnant.

67. I thought women were pregnant by excessive love, not sex.

68. I knew that sex was done for 3 days and 3 nights and was done on holidays.

69. I thought it was only after marriage.

70. Children were made if you prayed to God for a child.

71. I thought I was lying down for a few hours after sex.

- Reached @anabel_media on Instagram, based on a BuzzFeed article .

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