Year? 2018. Shiu? It remains clumsy. Umbrellas? Still popping up for himself. In this distant year of civilization, there is not yet an umbrella to do a job, an umbrella announcement when it forgets it in coffee, or a way to control the weather. To say the right, if we brought people to the moon, we can find a hell of a way to control the weather as we like it!
But we, we will. We do not need their tents and their tangram. We are capable, agile, intelligent. Instead of an umbrella, on a rainy day, especially on a rainy day where you have to go around town, try:
· A hat
· A thick book, perhaps a solid-looking mobile phone catalog
A giant hooded cape
· A shower hat
A head scarf like Audrey Hepburn
· A coat thrown over the head, stuck in the ball and beard, leaving only room for the eyes
· A party to a place where there is no rain
· One house. Not on your head, just a house where you put your head
And finally, nothing. The rainbow is like a loser
