1. ?My husband came from the gym and lay down to sleep on fresh, fresh sheets. He could have asked for a divorce. "
2. "My husband quarreling with me over the fact that I love to be black is the foundation of our marriage."
3. "I'm flu and I'm very bad, but the woman has a flu husband and she's worse than me."
4. ?I don't tell my husband what to do. Just mention it 300 times in the hope that he will understand it himself. To date, this strategy has not worked once. "
5. ?My husband surprised me with a romantic date to celebrate our anniversary. I remembered the man I fell in love with. When we went to the cinema, we learned that the movie was being played at another cinema, at a different schedule. I remembered the man I married. "
6. ?Marriage is like a car. When it breaks down, you have no idea what to do. "
7. ?What I say to my husband: Let's watch TV on the sofa. What he hears: Let's have sex after 15 minutes. "
8. ?My husband came home after six days away and immediately met the dog. That's what it's been like for 20 years. "
9. "Woman: Can You Do Anything for Me?
Me: Of course.
Woman: Can you do it without complaining?
Me: I'm telling someone else. "
10. ?The man came home with a pizza stain on his collar but no pizza with him. Now I know how to betray you. "
11. ?Mother-in-law: You have to teach the little ones to clean up their mess.
Me: * I see the man removing the socks and leaving them in the middle of the kitchen. * ?
12. "No means no, I remind my wife that she is not tearing the acne on her shoulder."
13. "I: I've been thinking about you all day.
Husband: What?
Me: Nothing.
Husband: You were talking to the bed?
Maybe I."
14. ?The key to a successful marriage is to understand the ways you express love. I want to express it in words, my wife will express it in chocolate pancakes. "
15. "Marriage is 50% women screaming because it doesn't work and 50% women screaming why you broke your blouse when you put your clothes in the washing machine."
Adapted from BuzzFeed
