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Albanians tell crazy stories when they were corked

Albanians tell crazy stories when they were corked

"I was once so tired, ..." was the question addressed to followers on Instagram of @anabel_media and Anabel Magazine on Facebook. Selected Answers:

1. I slept on the stairs.

2. I went to bed with Dad (Dad was asleep).

3. I went home and on the road I hugged the pillar and said "Oo soul, come home".

4. I told Mom all the washings I had done.

5. Talking and kissing a dog in the street.

6. The taxi came and I went in the luggage, not in the seats.

7. I told the sister fixing that the sister liked.

8. I had sex with my ex.

9. Shava dad by robt '.

10. I didn't understand why I couldn't reach the door as I walked one step forward and one step back.

11. Mother-in-law kissing.

12. My dress was as tight as my blouse.

13. I broke the diner table.

14. I was wondering where my nose was. I was telling my friend, "Call me, ask."

15. I fell asleep on the outside stairs of the house and it started to rain. I woke up the next day.

16. I was so stuck that I can't remember what I did.

17. I fell asleep in the arms of a stranger as I was dancing with him.

18. I tried to open my neighbor's door with the key and shouted, "Who changed my lock?"

19. I did my thing on the stairs of the palace ... in pants.

20. Dec * a in pants.

21. I woke up the next day with my underwear and a black eye (don't ask me how it happened).

22. I came from the fifth floor balcony because the toilet seemed too far away.

23. I threw the phone in the trash.

24. I ended up with two serums at QSUT.

25. I went to the boyfriend's house and was ashamed of his parents.

26. The brother came and took me from the bar with a friend and put them in the car and laughed like a fool.

27. I wanted to throw toilet paper at his ex's house.

28. I had the lamb's head before and was naming the house in Latin.

29. I cried I found 20 leks on the ground.

30. Halsey's "Without me" song with the head hanging on the bed.

31. I cursed my boyfriend English.

32. I fell asleep on vomiting.

33. I forgot my name.

34. I called my mother-in-law on the phone and said, "The bride has stopped you."

35. I couldn't find the house.

36. I took stylish drinks from the tables of others and brought them to my table.

37. I used to say "the world is round".

38. I was snowing in the snow with the canoe making the angel and singing French aloud.

39. I stole the Korça brothers' money by pulling it from the ground to Triss.

40. I parked near the former Living Room to await fellowship and fell asleep, waking up at five in the morning.

41. As I was breaking up and falling into his neighborhood several times in a hurry listening to Anna Vissi.

42. I didn't feel the last earthquake at all.

43. I found myself above one.

44. I saw Seldin at a party and I talked to him for an hour. I told him I was his fan. No connection.

45. He took me to meet his mom for a challenge. Both cops and she asked me about the tribe.

46. I have stolen food from a wedding in Durres. I ran in with guts in vain.

47. I was so overwhelmed that during a business lunch I just hugged my colleague with whom I had no company.

48. I was drunk as I ended up in a coma hospital for three consecutive hours of excessive alcohol. Others prayed for me, I liked it not because of trouble.

49. I do not leave my mouth without writing and then say, "Excuse me for being a corker."

50. Unwanted sex with a work colleague.

51. I saw the year of birth in my passport and I doubted it was fake that I thought I could not be so old.

52. I quarreled with a colleague because we were wearing each other's jackets. I her sweatshirt.

53. I fell asleep at the toilet.

54. I turned my head to the window and prayed to the Lord in vain.

55. I lost my virginity for 24 years within 7 minutes with my close friend.

56. I confused my home and ended up in the hospital as a thief.

57. I urinated in the fridge

58. Dog notebooks in vain for fastening. I was a 10th grader.

59. I told my dad I was pregnant. In fact I wasn't.

60. I wanted to wear thongs. I am a boy.

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