To be clear, when your partner decides to have oral sex!
1.
"I don't know what I would do if a piece of toilet paper got stuck down there ..."
2.
"Ok, focus. Close your eyes and take a deep breath. Cuckoo, isn't that the same thing they tell you when you are born?"
3.
"When was the last time periods came to me? What if they came to me now?"
4.
"What does my vagina look like ?! What if she doesn't like it?"
5.
"I want to urinate!"
6.
"Please don't see me. I don't know what to do with my face!"
7.
"Why the hell didn't I put on some music. These noises are making me sikettett!"
8.
"Wow it was unprecedented!"
9.
"Shouldn't I have asked her what we are before?"
10.
"Now it's time for him to go to the bathroom. He has to go to the bathroom!"
Source: Cosmopolitan
