Name: Church of the 400 Rabbits
Age: Awaiting approval from Nottingham, England.
View: A colorful bar, with poor lighting.
"Church of the 400 Rabbits" sounds more like a kung fu movie than a place of worship. Expect more. This church has a six-page menu with tequilas.
Oh God! Should she go or she? Hmm, actually not. It is not a church.
Then why is it called a church? We know, weird. The Church of the 400 Rabbits is simply a bar in Nottingham that wants to be considered a place of worship.
Why? Because when the restrictions in England are eased a bit, Nottingham will be a third tier area, which means that if you own a tequila bar, you will only have to deal with delivery services or "take it with you". But if you qualify as an object of worship, people can get into groups.
Oh, so a cheeky trick. Basically, yes.
Will it work? Most likely, no.
Question: If wine is called the blood of Christ, what is tequila called ?!
Adapted from the Guardian