If you've been working all summer, like me (a little sympathy please, comfort me), you should have spent a lot of time on Instagram seeing other people's holidays. What else to do, the end.
Once this notice has come up with tens of times;
... you must have noticed a paternity between the posts. For example, seven photos that a man did not post during a vacation.
1. The photo "how did the devil so many people together, at the same time, in the same place?"
You might have spent two hours trying to arrange a dinner with a single man, somewhere, on a fabulous beach, 4+ people came together for a vacation. Some questions: How did you happen to be free at the same time? How could nobody come out of an emergency job? Why were you all able to cope with the costs? And how did you plan months ago? I want to respond!
2. The photo is "passing the honey stage to a place where people go for honeymoon"
What's worse than a Instagram loving couple? A loving couple on vacation. Can you kiss elsewhere, anywhere in the world, except for places that resemble paradise? Please, I feel jealous.
3. The photo "of course they were feisty"
Not only did you make me feel envious of the puçi-puçi pictures, but now waved and the ring in front of my eyes? In fact, I'm not surprised. I expected.
4. The photo "on an ice cream, a cup of coffee or a salad plate that I posted a lot of photos of myself"
For the sake of a blog snapshot Instagram, a lot of people post photos enough to fill vacancies, simply not to look like in selfie albums or photos of the same outfit.
5. The picture "entertaining, but seriously goes with the back all day?
As I and you find the most comfortable holiday outfits, we are even willing to wear ugly sandals, just to walk in peace, other people refuse to look average. They have chosen the perfect end, with floral motifs and combined with the ideal toe to walk and suck "likes" like magic.
6. The photo "I forgot that you did Instagram, because it only posts once a year when it does photo"
This kind of person does not often, but when he posts ... All of a sudden they see the perfect picture as if they had come out of Vogue, in a pond or under a mystical waterfall, coupled with the ideal filter. They are not guilty. How can you post a normal selfie after that magnificent photo?
7. The photo "Finally, someone like me"
Fixed at the moment you feel like the most confined man in the world, to come up with someone like you, who is stretching out on Friday, with an eyebrow mask on his face, watching Netflix. Bless you!
Adapted by Cosmpolitan
