Some experiences during sex are so bizarre that they remain etched in your memory forever. From moments that make you feel both clean and dirty at the same time, to uncomfortable encounters that make you wonder "why did I do that?", here are some stories that show the most absurd side of experiences in bed.
#1
"We were going about our business, everything was going well, when he suddenly stopped and brought his face closer to mine. I was expecting something more… classic, but he told me to open my mouth and stick out my tongue. Then, after slamming it on him a few times, he leaned over and kissed me on the forehead with a tenderness I didn't expect. After that, he simply went back to his 'mission' as if nothing had happened. I felt both unclean and clean. I don't think I'll ever forget it."
#2
“I met a super cute guy and we dated for a while. We finally decided to do it. He broke up with me for a minute and a half and didn't even make the slightest effort to continue. As if that wasn't enough, when I saw him a little disappointed (without saying anything), he got angry and said to me: 'All women are the same, f***.' The biggest regret of my life. Beauty alone made me fall into this trap!”
#3
"I met someone by chance. There's always been this crazy tension between us, but two years have passed and nothing has happened. He comes, looks at me like he's crazy about making love to me, but then he doesn't make any effort. He just walks away."
#4
"He wasn't harassing me at all. He was doing everything he could to please me, but I was like a piece of wood. At one point, in a fit of rage, he slapped me on the 'mine' and said, 'Does this belong to you?' I didn't know why I wasn't reacting. The truth is that I was emotionally distant and I can't do anything if I don't have an emotional connection with someone."
#5
"It was a beautiful trip to Prague. For a long time I had been asking my partner to give me the gift of a lifetime: a threesome with another man. During a dinner we became friends with an American and... only then did I see myself in bed 'eating' with two men. I don't know how much I enjoyed it, but I know I will never forget it!"
#6
“It was a normal evening and we decided to experiment a bit. He pulled out a toy we had bought a few weeks ago and told me he was going to use it on my body. So far, everything was going well… until it suddenly went out. He stopped, looked at the toy, then looked at me and said, ‘Someone left you in the middle of the road too, didn’t they?’ I didn’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for myself.”
#7
“My partner is very passionate, sometimes more than necessary. One night, while we were doing ‘the job,’ he decided to hold my hands behind my head to make the experience more ‘intense.’ At one point, I felt a slight pain and I said, ‘Please, let go of me a little.’ He, without even understanding what I said, squeezed me even tighter and said, ‘A little more, a little more!’ While I was barely breathing, I had to scream for him to understand that I was serious. When he realized, he stopped, was surprised, and said, ‘Honey, you’re not in a wrestling match, you could have told me from the beginning!’”
What about you, what story do you have that you will never forget?
