When relationships pass the Instagram test, some boyfriends (or exes) come up with excuses that only they themselves can believe. Here are some of the most epic reasons shared by the girls, divided into categories to make them even more fun:
Category 1: They take us for granted - 10/10 classic
"They teach us."
(The most famous reason to cover everything else that has nothing to do with the teacher!)
"They eat us with their eyes."
(A less seen variation, but just as funny.)
"I want to keep it private, because they catch us and we fight."
(We're fighting because he doesn't post!)
"He eats us all the time, while he was betraying me."
(Yes, the teacher was the biggest problem here.)
"I said myself that they eat us with their eyes so we don't post."
(Translation: I found a quick excuse.)
Category 2: Guilt of the tribe/family
"I don't want to give explanations to the tribe."
(That children in 2024 are still reporting to aunts and uncles.)
"I don't want to make the family public."
(But he posts his mother, aunt, and cousin who is a chess champion.)
"We're not an official family yet."
(And how many years together and how many children does it take to become official?)
"I don't want to be accountable to my colleagues."
(But who will account for this justification?)
Category 3: I am mysterious in nature
"I am mysterious in nature, I don't want to be advertised on social networks."
(How is the mystery of betrayal solved?)
"I love you for myself, not for others to see."
(What about the others he looks at?)
"I don't even post myself, will I post you?"
(And his posts with cars and stuff? Who do they belong to?)
"I don't have to advertise my bride on IG."
(It advertises "single life" better.)
Category 4: Problem with "society"
"I have a lot of friends and I don't want them to look you in the eye."
(Don't be afraid of compliments?)
"I have friends who say 'how good' and I don't want to hear those things."
(Why, what about the others?)
"My colleagues are police officers, I don't want them to comment on my photos."
(And then posts a uniform selfie that gets more comments.)
Category 5: Reasons that are not related at all
"I want to turn the profile into a work page."
(It never comes back.)
"We're not friends on IG yet, you have to wait."
(Friends after 2 years of dating?!)
"I don't have to explain these things."
(Not even for the things this rationale says…)
The conclusion?
At the end of the day, their excuses are more material for humor than concern. However, when "getting caught" becomes the standard, perhaps it's time to ask: Who is really destroying this relationship? The teacher or himself?
