We have projected this moment at least 10 times in mind and discussed millions of other times with the oysters in WhatsApp conversations. Everything below, if it happens breaks all our expectations, so do not do them!
Inserting the tongue into the mouth forcibly and abruptly
Just because the tongue is the strongest muscle in your body, does not mean that you should try to put it in your mouth out of nowhere. It is slanderous, uneducated and makes me think you will immediately have sex without the point of foreplay.
Leaving the tongue in the mouth like a dead fish
This is one of those intermediate processes when you have enough confidence to get things to this point, but not so confident to move your tongue and do something.
Absorbed
No, no and no! A single and accidental, can even be forgiven in a moment of passion, but that's it.
Use of language in an unsuspecting direction
You know you have to do something, but having no idea what that's something is, you start moving your tongue without any particular direction or purpose.
Keeping lips locked
This will make me think of some possible alternatives. 1. The chewing gum that is chewing is not strong enough to cover the aroma of the onion salad I ate a couple of hours ago. 2. I kiss so badly that you are trying to protect yourself from me. 3. You are thinking that in my mouth lives some scary creature that will enter your mouth as soon as you open your lips.
Swallowing of the mouth
Covering my mouth completely with yours is not sex at all, it is slanderous. And do not be surprised at all if I will wipe my lips after you have removed me.
Bite the puck and pull it up to the next neighborhood
Especially in the prelude, small bites are really exciting. We emphasize ‘small’ because if you pull it so much, it could end up in painful incident.
Source: Cosmopolitan
