Does it ever occur to you that as you watch them behave in a certain way, you think to yourself what have you done that you have to raise another child with whom you happen to share the bed? Men, perhaps without realizing it, often turn into babies. Especially in the following situations that you have probably experienced often.
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They forget that they are hungry and become nervous about any kind of thing. And they do this almost every day. Hunger is the menstrual cycle of men.
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If you do not pay attention to them, they do worse than a baby looking for milk. (Why were you a quarter of an hour late to get me an answer ?!)
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If they wake up with a minimal sore throat, they call themselves 'sick'. They are so sick that you can not understand them because you have never been so severe as them.
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... but even if they have a very serious injury, for example, if (away) he has broken his arm, there is no human son to convince them to go to the doctor.
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If they do something small, such as remembering to close the fridge after eating, or toasting * their * bread * themselves, they expect a 5-star rating, fireworks, and a medal.
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Even though they may have left the breast many years ago, they are still hungry for breasts.
7.
Leave most of the nights without sleep. They have a habit that every time they cough they have to turn to the other side shaking the bed like an earthquake, or because they wake up from a dream.
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If you pet them when they are not in the way of petting, they get irritated and start complaining.
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They first think of changing clothes when you have to go somewhere. (Can I come with soccer sneakers for dinner?)
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When they buy a new toy, for example, a new smart phone, they disappear all day playing with it in the room.
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They like to give one-syllable answers, like: 'yes', 'no', 'nc' or 'ëhë'. Can you complete a complete sentence from beginning to end?
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If you go with them to the beach, you have to keep all their pants in your bag (because look, you have a bag! Will you put a little on my hat?)
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They have that obsession to say 'no' to foods they have not tried before (No no, I'd better go home to eat mom's food)
Source: Cosmopolitan
