1. The first time is never the best moment
You've never seen each other naked. You have no idea what he's like in bed? Will he be good? Will he think the same about you? Relax! He's excited as soon as you get naked.
2. Kisses are important
Don't let anyone convince you otherwise. Sometimes it's better to walk before you start the run. It's more fun to slow things down and get involved before you really start the sexual act.
3. If he ever starts making any derogatory comments about your body, it's a real "monster"
Get him out immediately and don't regret it.
4. Children's conversations are not allowed
Why should an adult male talk to you (an adult woman) how to be a child? Try to lead for example with dirty conversations appropriate for your age, and see if he likes them.
5. Sex is inevitably fun
Strange noises, smiling faces, compromising positions are some of the moments. Accept something when it's funny and it's never going to be hard.
6. Don't forget socks
If you've taken all your clothes off your body, don't forget the socks. Socks during sex are weird. Don't ask why, just throw them away!
7. If you don't look for what you want, you won't get it
Don't complain that the person you're sleeping with doesn't do the special thing you like if you haven't told him. Communication is absolutely important when it comes to enjoying sex.
8. Sleeping hugged is a good feeling
... But sleeping on the other side of the bed is also a good feeling. Don't feel bad if you wake up and realize the night wasn't filled with sexy hugs.
9. Don't disappear
Especially when you want to get another invitation. It's rude and moreover staying in bed is nice anyway.
10. Don't neglect urine
It doesn't matter how comfortable you are or how beautiful he looks - get up and pee. You'll regret it later because it helps prevent urinary tract infections. You better not mess with them!
11. Morning sex is the best cure
Followed by a coffee and breakfast sandwich, of course.
12. Ignore all these "rules"
Do it your way.
Burimi: Marie Claire
