If there is one question that spoils the mood of the day or you just do not understand why people keep asking it is: "When are you going to get married?"
What answer are you supposed to give to such a question if you have never talked about marriage plans, and you are even still single! We know how close a thoughtless question like this sounds, but not anymore if you give one of the answers below.
1.
"I'm waiting for a man not to feel threatened by my vibrator. Then maybe I'll get married!"
2.
"I'm next generation! How can I get married while I still have credit to pay?"
3.
"I do not want to do the wedding in Zoom, so we wait."
4.
"I do not want to be the girl who leaves friends after marriage, so you should be very happy that I am still single."
5.
"I do not know! I have not yet met anyone to show caution by putting on the mask and take it seriously."
6.
"My debts are enough for me! I do not intend to support anyone else."
7.
"Better alone than with the wrong man."
8.
"I really like men / women to be alone with one. I do not want to be a traitor."
9.
"Probably never! I'm not afraid to die alone. Since it is said that the life expectancy of men is shorter than that of women, it falls to us that we will all be alone. So what was the purpose of marriage?"
10.
"I'm waiting for the vaccine to get you back into research!"
Source: Glamor
