1. I was little and urinated in the sanitary bidet.
2. I made a super birthday wish to my friend when she had it after two days.
3. I was having periods and went out for an afternoon coffee. When I got up I saw that I had made the chair dirty.
4. I took the bus and went I ate a lunch because I wanted to be alone. I had forgotten my wallet.
5. I came out in front of the car extremely happy with the idea that he was dad, but no.
6. I went to the toilet of a bar and broke the toilet and sink because I sat on top of it.
7. Speaking Albanian in the Czech Republic about a neighbor. He was listening. In the end it turned out that he was Albanian.
8. My boyfriend had a birthday and I wanted to wish him a nice sms, but I thought my friend would write to me. Instead of writing to my friend, I write to him "soon it was time to congratulate him".
9. He told me that "I was at my mother's grave because she had a date of birth". I said "another 100".
10. I told a couple "how young grandparents you are" when they were the child's parents.
11. I told my aunt "how is your husband", while her husband died before I was born.
12. I went to the airport the day before to return to Germany. I messed up the day.
13. I got out of the taxi without paying because I was very tired. I just said "thank you" to him.
14. I gave the number to my boyfriend, but I had confused it with my ex.
15. My brother saw me naked. The worst moment in life. I cried for hours.
16. I wanted to take a picture of the sex educator, but I had turned on the flash. he turned his head straight, realized.
17. Hyra në klasë duke kënduar për shoqen “Shumë urime për ty”, plot zë. Zysha qëlloi që ishte brenda.
18. Kam hapur padashje makinën e një tjetri, u ula dhe prisja partnerin. Pas pesë minutash e kuptova.
19. Po i thoja mbesës për një lodër pellush, “Teze, shiko është gjirafa” dhe mbesa më thotë “është lopa”. Në fakt, lopë ishte.
20. Shkova në dyqan rrobash për të blerë, po shitësi po shihte porno me zë të lartë.
21. Dola në takim të parë me dikë. Nga emocionet ngatërrova tavolinën, pasi ai ishte me kurriz.
22. Në një konferencë. Thoja “pse qeshin këto mbrapa”. Kur shkova në shtëpi më tha i fejuari, “po ti etiketën e ke vënë”.
23. Tentoja rreth 10 minuta të hapja derën. Isha të dera e fqinjit.
24. Kisha një paciente fëmijë që vinte në klinikë, por gjithmonë vinte me babin. Një ditë vjen me një grua në moshë dhe unë i them, “paske ardhur me gjyshen sot”. “Jo, jam mamaja e vajzës,” më tha.
25. Dola nga tualeti i lokalit dhe gjithë njerëzit sytë nga unë. Më kishte ngecur fustani te mbathjet.
26. Fillova t’i tregoj shoqes një histori bombë sipas meje, që më kishte ndodhur mua. Kur ia plas të qeshurës ajo. Më thotë “kjo më ka ndodhur mua, ta kam thënë unë”. Kuptohet sa harraqe jam.
27. Dy çuna super bukuroshë rezervuan në hotel dhe unë i vura në dhomë me krevate të ndarë sepse mendova se ishin shokë. Ata u ankuan se ishin të martuar.
28. Urova nipin për ditëlindje. Më tha që e kishte më 19 qershor. “E mirë do të marr nesër prap” i thashë. Ai më thotë “e kam në 19 qershor”. Ishte 18 maj.
29. I made coffee for my mother-in-law. Instead of sugar, I added salt. Wow horror, what an embarrassment. I did not love myself.
30. I entered the parents room without knocking and saw the quilt moving. I realized what was happening and ran away terrified. I could not see them with my own eyes for a week. They know nothing that they did not notice.
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