The quiz of the week is a little different from the other early ones. Here's a list of 40 things typical of Albanians - arrived at nëanabel_media on Instagram. You will probably find yourself in most of them. On the contrary, what are you doing here?
Let's start: You are not Albanian if ...
You don't say "where were you from" when you meet someone.
Have you ever asked "where does he / she find the money?"
You don't have half a lemon in the fridge.
It never spills water on the shampoo when it's done.
You have never eaten trahana in the morning.
You don?t like bread with tomato cheese.
I don't like beans.
You don't have a set of unused dishes and glasses at home.
When you hang up, don't say "come on" and "run away" at the same time.
You have not once said the phrase "you are not Albanian if ..."
You didn't get the wedding meat in the bag.
You haven't eaten yogurt yet.
When the lights go out, he doesn't see if the neighbors have escaped or not.
I don't eat pilaf with yogurt.
Not collecting every possible bag at home.
You don't care who pays the coffee bill.
He does not go around the country with "Xhamadani vija vija" in the car.
He does not make the eagle with his hands.
You have no signs of vaccination in your arms.
You don't say "so and so" after every conversation.
It does not mark in a block the money to be thrown for the head.
He doesn't dance when he starts "who doesn't dance is not Albanian oee oeee".
You haven?t been hit with plastic slippers at least once.
You didn't go to the bathroom.
You've never heard "Un bonito final."
Do not drink paracetamol for any disease.
You don?t have a bag full of other bags inside.
Do not wash the windows with brandy.
It does not keep pickles in the ice cream box.
It does not meet twice: once at the gate and once inside.
You have never eaten watermelon with cheese.
You didn't confuse the water bottle with the brandy.
They have never compared you to a neighbor's child.
One of the father's tribe does not speak to anyone from the mother's tribe.
I do not insult Albanians.
It doesn't smell like socks before you put them in the basket.
You have not sent any trahana abroad.
You have no mirror in the hallway.
You never took bread with you to the beach.
You don't have a box of biscuits filled with needles, pens, paramandos, etc.
