Year? 2020. Rain? It remains terrible. Umbrellas? Still incapable. In this distant year of civilization, a tent has not yet been invented to do work, a tent to alert you when you forget about coffee, or a way to control the weather. To say the truth, if we have taken people to the moon, we can find a heck of a way to control the weather as it suits us!
But we, we will succeed. We do not need their umbrellas and tangleblock. We are capable, agile, intelligent. Instead of a tent, on a rainy day, especially on a rainy day where you have to finish work around town, try:
1. A hat.
2. A thick book, maybe a solid furniture catalog.
3. A giant hooded cape.
4. A shower hat.
5. A scarf wrapped around his head like Audrey Hepburn.
6. A coat tossed overhead, stuck to the forehead and chin, leaving space for the eyes only.
7. A pair of vacations in a place where it is not raining.
8. A house. Not over the head, just a house where you put your head.
9. A heroic man.
10. And finally, nothing. Get wet in the rain like a loser.
