"The first day of work went wrong because ..." was the sentence posted on @ anabel_media 's Instagram and the replies were:
1. I had a broken phone and when the boss told me to ring the number, he didn't answer.
2. I had a one-night stand with the CEO.
3. The trouser chain opened.
4. My "friends" came to me without notice and I was in white pants.
5. I forgot to go.
6. I had gases.
7. I went half an hour late.
8. It was the first day of work in a store. Some entered and stole me.
9. I was escorted to the police station because of a mistake I made unwittingly.
10. I was lying on my CV and didn't know what to do that day.
11. I had forgotten my wallet at home and was embarrassed that my intestines were protesting and listening.
12. I was flu and my voice was gone.
13. Return the manager and owner to the semi-nude office. Both family members. I was fired.
14. I accidentally sprayed the boss with water and when I saw him with that serious wet face, a burst of laughter.
15. I was low on emotions, almost faint. Colleagues thought I was pregnant.
16. I went cork.
17. I didn't greet them at all, I was asking them, ?Do these cats always stay here? I hate cats.
18. I had left the pants chain open.
19. I didn't want to use the phone-controlled printer.
20. I didn't know who the boss was and when he asked me "How are you?" I said: Excuse me, but who are you?
21. I fainted because I had not eaten bread.
22. I did a lot of tips and the owner thought I had stolen.
23. I got into the job all the time, but the boss was waiting for me with her boss and her light dog. I was confused.
24. My guts were torn.
25. As soon as the bathroom door stalled and I stayed where we were just girls, we couldn't open it.
